Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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