Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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