your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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