is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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