She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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