All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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