so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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