Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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