he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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