So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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