I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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