Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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