is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
