Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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