i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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