Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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