Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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