Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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