A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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