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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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