clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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