At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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