Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
