I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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