he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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