GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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