We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it was like eating out sand paper
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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