I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Shame is for Republicans.
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