Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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