I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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