just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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