So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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