omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have feelings that need drinking.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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