Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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