Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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