i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
