O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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