Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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