people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
that is very illegal...i love you.
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