come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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