I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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