I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Why are your pants in the freezer?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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