either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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