How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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