for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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