.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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