I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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