So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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