We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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