In the future we'll all be gay
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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