You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
