i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So. Much. Porn.
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