fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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