i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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