are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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