Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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