Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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